[strange-aeons]

Oh and that fucking crab day post sends shivers down my spine btw. I say this as someone who owns multiple pieces of tumblr merch — support them if you want, or don’t, I don’t care, but we are NOT turning a tech corporation into our poor little wet meow meow who deserves all our money uwu. We are NOT pressuring normal ass people into donating to resolve a company’s millions in debt as if it’s some important charitable cause.

[tooies]

this website's moderation sucks ass and it has a terrible bot problem and there are an enormous amount of bugs but thankfully we have a staff team hard at work not addressing any of these but instead making shitty ui changes that nobody wants

[scarysigns]

[isabellaofparma]

historical inaccuracies in period dramas are okay as long as i like them

[isabellaofparma]

they are, however, punishable by death if i don’t

[kingofthehilltoday]

Sexually and emotionally repressed Hank Hill manages to show more affection for his wife than Sasuke can manage for his.

[fishyswedes]

I mean you’re right but sasuke doesn’t have A LEFT ARM

[kingofthehilltoday]

THEN WHY DID HE STAND ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF HIS WIFE

[meepandmorp]

he wanted to do the same pose they did in king of the hill

[kingofthehilltoday]

[yassifiedgollum]

We all love urban fantasy but we have to contend with the fact that if monsters were real, some of them would be normies. Your werewolf boyfriend posts on LinkedIn. The tentacled horror you've been thirsting after is a Disney adult.

[cipheramnesia]

You did it, you made unimaginable horror within man-made comprehension.

[himeno-ran]

there is a demon in your house named CARBON MONOXIDE. he enchants your mind with confusion and your body with exhaustion. you need to call a powerful exorcist named HVAC TECHNICIAN

[captainclickycat]

Holding the laptop’s power button down because it’s crashed and there’s no other way to turn it off feels so unsettling. It makes me feel like I’m holding a cushion over its face while the life slowly ebbs out of it.

[humancomputer]

If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television

[cloudfreed]

“sigh…. this extremely hot water will have to do”

[greelin]

would love to follow the advice of “don’t stay in your head too much” but that’s made rather difficult by the fact that i LIVE in there!!!! where else do i go!!! get me OUT